The following sounds were captured by Hoppy.
21st.wav
Ash - Say hello to the 21st century!
alloys.wav
Ash - Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures, and the . . .
back2u.wav
Ash <to the book> - Oh . . . Oh, you . . . I'll get back to you.
badash.wav
Ash - What are you? Are you me?
Bad Ash - I'm Bad Ash. And you're Good Ash. You're goody little two shoes, you're goody little two shoes, goody little two shoes . . .
barn.wav
Ash - What's the matter? You raised in a barn? Shut the door.
blind.wav
Bad Ash - <laughing> Ooh! Ooh! I'm blind! I'm blind!
boomstick.wav
Ash - Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12 gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 109.95, got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!?
bridge.wav
Ash - London Bridge is falling down . . . Falling down . . . Falling down . . .
Little Ashes - My fair lady! HA!
buckleup.wav
Ash - Buckle up, Bonehead. Cause you're goin' for a ride.
chinese.wav
Ash - Maybe, just maybe, my boys can stop them from getting the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
cowardlywarrior.wav
Ted Raimi as "Cowardly Warrior" … yay Ted. This is right before Ash shoots the gun, and gives his "stay here and fight it out" speech. Ted is the one saying "I'm afraid" and "I don't want to die!".
dig.wav
Bad Ash - Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm infested sonofabitch that ever died in battle!
face.wav
Ash - Hey, uh, what's that you got on your face?
getsome.wav
Possessed Woman - I'll swallow your soul!
Ash - Come get some.
groovy.wav
Ash - Groovy.
gun.wav
Ash - Good . . . Bad . . . I'm the guy with the gun.
hail.wav
Ash - Hail to the King, baby.
hotchoc.wav
Ash - Ok, little fella, how bout some hot chocolate, huh?!?
leave.wav
Ash - Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
housewares.wav
Ash - Name's Ash . . . Housewares.
jack.wav
Ash - Well, hello, Mr. Fancypants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, jack and shit. And jack left town.
justme.wav
Arthur - Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash - Nope. Just me, baby, just me.
kissme.wav
Ash - First, you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. <Spits> Blow.
klaatu.wav
Wiseman - When thou retrievest the book from it's cradle you must recite the words 'Klaatu barada nikto'.
Ash - Klaatu barada nikto, okay.
Wiseman - Well, repeat them.
Ash - Klaatu barada nikto.
Wiseman - Again!
Ash - I got it! I got it! I know your damn words, alright.
klaatu2.wav
Ash - Klaatu barada Nnnnn . . . Necktie, necturn, nickel . . . It's an 'n' word, definitely an 'n' word. Definitely an 'n' word. Klaatu barada ::coughs:: . . .
outtamyface.wav
Crowd - He's brought the Necronomicon! He's brought the book! ::cheers::
Ash - Alright. Yeah, great great. Get the fuck outta my face.
papa.wav
Ash - Come to papa.
pillow.wav
Ash - Well, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby.
primates.wav
Ash - Now, I swear . . . the next one of you primates even touches me, HYAAAAA!!
sally.wav
Bad Ash - Oh, you miserable bags of bones, pick yourselves up and sally fo . . . sally fo . . . sally forth.
shebitch.wav
Ash - Yo, she-bitch. Let's go.
smart.wav
Ash - Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
spinach.wav
Ash - Whoa, whoa, whoa, right there Spinach-Chin.
sugar.wav
Ash - Gimme some sugar, baby.
sugar2.wav
Bad Ash - Gimme some sugar, baby.
ted.wav
Ash - I thought about staying. They offered me the chance to lead them, to teach them, to be King.
S-Mart Clerk (Ted Raimi) - Uh huh.
Ash - But my place is here, so I swallowed the juice, said the words and here I am.
Ted - Did you say the words right this time?
Ash - Well, maybe I didn't say every single tiny little syllable, no, but basically, I said 'em, yeah. Basically.
tedsteel.wav
Villager (Ted Raimi) - You can count on my steel!
ugly.wav
Possessed Sheila - You found me beautiful once.
Ash - Honey, you got real ugly.
untied.wav
Ash - You know, your shoelace is untied.
wantsome.wav
Ash - Alright . . . who wants some? Who's next, huh? How bout it? Who wants some? Huh? Who wants to have a little? You. You want some more, Huh? You want a little? Do ya? Hmm? YOU WANT SOME MORE? HUH? HUH?
warcry.wav
Bad Ash's War Cry